PG-13! -- What was originally meant to be a B-grade Horror spoof turned into a full B-grade Horror Story. While writing it, the plot became way more complicated than I ever expected with two well-earned characters deaths (off-screen, of course,) a couple of vampire bites, and more than a few characters getting their lights punched out.
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Fair Warning: The Commas and Periods look identical.
-- (It's the font I used, and NO I will not change it. I like this font.)
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1024x768
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This visual novel contains 1,808 screens of dialogue.
These screens contain a total of 29,378 words,
for an average of 16.2 words per screen.
The game contains 13 menus.
4 Endings: 1 Happy, 2 Sad, and 1 Stupid.
Poor Count Bela Blasko has a few issues.
In addition to his Dietary issues...
He has Family issues...
Which include a few eccentric uncles...
Uncle Chaney...
Uncle Peter, Uncle Vincent, and Uncle Boris...
Plus three cousins staying over while suspended from school...
And two freeloading students working on a Science Project.
He also has nosy neighbors...
Very nosy neighbors...
And Dating issues.
Beyond that, he's a pretty normal guy -- for a vampire.
Old horror movie images from:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dracula 1931 Frankenstein 1931 Phantom of the Opera 1925 Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein 1943 The Raven 1963
Music by:
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Zero Project
Ozzie Nielson Orchestra 1930-1940
Kevin MacLeod
Newly Upgraded with interactive Contents page!
I hope you enjoy playing it for laughs if nothing else.
A tattoo artist that just happens to also be an Alchemist gets a last minute customer.
The Alchemist was getting ready to close his tattoo shop when the bells on his door chimed. He turned and there she was, a shattered angel.
She stood paused, frozen in his doorway, neither in nor out, motionless on the threshold, undecided. The setting sun bled over the rooftops from across the street, staining her hair and cheek with the illusion of mortal wounds. The empty hunger in the crushed blue of her eyes screamed of lethal injuries hemorrhaging but invisible on the surface of her skin. Her mane was a lank yellow and her dead-pale skin stretched tight over the finely carved cheekbones of her face. Her features betrayed a story of physical exquisiteness, brutalized to a mere shadow of their original loveliness...
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Game Play: This is a kinetic novel. A story with music, sounds and pictures. Content Warning: Ages 18+!!! for explicit text and soft-core images.
Best viewed at 1024x768
Features:
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Music room
Image Gallery
Music Selections by:
Alexandr Bulgarov and Zero Project
Provided by Jamendo.com
254 screens of dialogue.
6,922 words.
An average of 27.3 words per screen.
0 menus.
93 MB
Warning!
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AVG virus protection and Ad-Aware tend to think this is virus. It's
NOT! (I did all the coding myself, and I don't have the first clue on
how to make one.)
The Angel
The Alchemist
Screenshots...
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Once upon a time at a tattoo parlor...
The last minute customer...
Bonus page
Jukebox
Gallery
Preferences
If you play it, I'd be very interested in your opinions!